Talkcity; New Millennium Dating Game; On Line

12/15/2000

Software Radarcity ver6.2.1

WnkMrtndl: Welcome to the Twenty-First Century Dating Game :-) BachNum1, upload a file telling us a little bit about yourself

BachNum1: Wink, I'm 45, tall dark and handsome, and I work as an electronic office manager. I spend a lot of time on the net, and I've met a lot of good friends there. I type over 100 words per minute.

WnkMrtndl: What's your idea of a perfect evening?

BachNum1: My idea of a perfect evening involves Italian food and conversing in depth

WnkMrtdl: Thank you BachNum1 :-) BachNum2, upload your file

BachNum2: Since the women I meet once considered Bill Gates to be the most handsome man in America, I've done what I can to amass a sizeable fortune. While an instructor at MIT, I assembled a team of my top students and we wrote the "Sparky the Wonder Poodle" agent software. Unlike Bill, when the Justice Department came after me I was able to work with them. Five years later, I'm one of the wealthiest men in the world, while parking cars in Florida.

WnkMartndl: You didn't let your ego ruin you :-)

BachNum2: I learned by example

WnkMrtdl: That's good :-) BachNum3, upload your file

BachNum3: Wink, I'm 38, I have California Surfer-boy good looks, but I think my being blond keeps people from taking me seriously. I work out and, unlike my coworker-programmers, refuse to get my hair cut at Montgomery Wards. Internet dating doesn't appeal to me and I'm looking for a woman who wants to interact in real time

WnkMrtndl: I'm sure on the net you find a lot of resistance to face-to-face meetings?

BachNum3: Yes, but I keep hoping

WnkMrtndl: Thank you BachNum3 :-) Now let's meet our contestant. Bambi describes herself as blond and busty, and says everyone tells her she has great eyes

Bambi: That's right Wink. Everyone thinks they're my best feature

WnkMrtndl: Alright, Bambi :-) You have some questions for our bachelors

Bambi\tab: I do, Wink. BachNum1, describe your ideal date with me

BachNum1: We would see each other's comments in the chat room, and gradually realize there was no one else on the line we found interesting. We would move to a private room. I would upload a file describing our fantasy dinner date, and then I would upload a file describing the long massage I would give you. Finally, I would upload a file describe making love to you, and see if you'd like to try having phone sex with me

Bambi: Okay. BachNum2, describe your ideal date with me

BachNum2: I would upload a file describing how I would take you on an expensive Caribean island vacation. I would fascinate you. I would spend hours describing the way the world works, the secrets of the universe as I understand them, and telling you the intimate secrets of my life and how you could fit into it. I would tell you my opinions of everything and how easy it is for me to make lots of money. I would even ask you what your feelings were about me, so you would feel involved in the conversation

Bambi: Gosh, how could a girl be so lucky. BachNum3, same question

BachNum3: We would meet in real time. We'd be at a pool party, in swim suits, and I would suddenly realize, besides being fun to talk to, you were the most attractive person I had met all evening. We would sit on the edge of the pool and talk, and about the time we both notice we are leaning into each other, I would realize I was fascinated by listening to the sound of your voice. We would go somewhere private, and spend hours talking, and admiring each other. Then finally, when we both knew the moment was right, we'd kiss

BachNum2: Wink, Bambi is using an old Internet Explorer browser, and I just used a Java applet to override her camera's off switch. Her eyes really are her best feature, and describing herself as blond and busty, while correct, ignores the fact she probably weighs twice what I do. I've really lost interest

Bambi: Wink, I just hacked BachNum2's credit file - he's five months behind on his payments for his 3-Ghz Heptium, and half his credit-card limit has gone to someplace called http://www.servingwench.com. There's no way I'm sharing this guy's fantasy life

BachNum1: I just saw the video file BachNum2 downloaded on Bambi and I've got to admit, she does have great eyes

BachNum2: I just hacked BachNum1's camera. He must weigh as much as Bambi and he's sitting in a studio apartment surrounded by old pizza boxes

WnkMrtndl: Has anyone hacked BachNum3?

BachNum2: The loser? Yeah, I hacked him. He appears real

BachNum1: Bambi, will you marry me? I'll support you and you'll never have to do anything for me

Bambi: Send me another file. Maybe we can have net sex

WnkMrtnDl: Tune in tomorrow for another edition of the New Millennium Dating Game :-)}}