. . . Planet Earth is blue
and there’s nothing I can do . . .
THIS MONTH’S LAME SEQUEL: “Men In Taupe”
AGENT Y: So exactly what IS our mission? AGENT X: To eliminate, and not necessarily with prejudice, Lurkers . .
. AGENT Y: “Lurkers?” AGENT X: Lurkers
AGENT Y: And exactly what is a “Lurker”? AGENT X: A being that plasters itself tightly against the farthest edges
of human groupings. This elusive creature generally attempts to blend in with
wall coloring to avoid discovery. AGENT Y: But what’s so important about these ”Lurkers”? AGENT X: Untapped resources . . . Big Giant Head has directed us to transport
all lurking intelligence in the GPM Soular System to the “Active Participant Zone”. AGENT Y: Any idea how we’re supposed to start? AGENT X: It’s disgusting! “Be nice to them!” Can you imagine? Like we’re
supposed to go up to them and do this “Hi!” thing or some other “Nan-noo Nan-noo”
nonsense. AGENT Y: This will require the use of intoxicants. AGENT X: Right! I’ll check the armory . . .
Didja Know Dept:
- Barbara Bradley chose to spend her birthday at the stapling table at FSM instead
of going out to dinner.
AWWWWWWWWWW!!!
- Fifteen (15!) intrepid trekkers showed up for the trip to Fossil Springs. Literally
a cool-ing event ..
Lookin’ For Dept:
Nubile/beefy Mensans to run naked through downtown Phoenix (just checking to see
if you actually read
this far!)